My brother’s gf asked us to “explain Dune.” He’s going on about the spice and Bene Gesserits and sandworms, and I just
“It’s like Game of Thrones meets Star Wars on Planet Iraq. Us.
With Special Guests The Graboids from Tremors.”
this show is starting to get scary
but HBB is just stupid [classist slur] deserving of nothing but mockery, amirite? that’s what tumblr tells me often.
I don’t watch her show but I love this little girl 100%.
I love this! They’re adorable!
Finally a cute post about both of them. :)
These babies are going to take over the world and I am 100% here for it.
(Source: kimkanyekimye, via witchsistah)
Remus Lupin’s father was named Lyall Lupin.
Lyall means wolf.
Remus Lupin is literally Werewolf McWerewolf II.
he is moon moon.
he is moon moon.
goddammit moon moon
(Source: heartslow, via emmaharrows)
Here is a lightning bear, because a dear friend of mine was posting about her new D&D character which is a lightning bear! Don’t fuck with lightning bear.
A little over an hour in Photoshop.
THIS IS MY CHARACTER BUILD
AMANDA IS BEST
TEAM LIGHTNING BEAR
Then there’s the one NDN wizard who’s been arrested repeatedly by the U.S. Ministry (Department?) of Magic because he keeps selling cursed fake warbonnets to hipster muggles.
This is perfection.
The gates of hell burst open and demons run to take refuge on Earth. To combat them, an ancient god recruits countless trans girls from around the world and transforms them into magical avatars. In order to keep them motivated, he decrees that only the heroine who captures the most demons in one year will be allowed to keep the girlhood he has bestowed upon them.
… Wow, that’s fucked up. (It’s also what happens when you give libertarians godhood.)
Countless magical trans girls persuade demons to side with them or die.
Countless magical trans girls + demons > one ancient god ∴ ancient god gets his arse kicked.
Countless magical trans girls keep girlhood AND magical powers AND have demon familiars.
I now wish to see the graphic novel and the action figures, please.
Kickstart this. GoFund it. I will back it so hard the floor shakes.
i don’t understand people who don’t like when their puppies grow into big dogs
have you seen big dogs
big dogs are literally just giant teddy bears that can also scare people you don’t like and are usually far more potty trained than puppies
you can cuddle them as much as you like and they won’t pee on you and they rarely start squirming and getting bored or, yknow, gnaw on your clothes while they’re teething
puppies are great but the best part about puppies is that they grow into big dogs
It would have been awesome cool to know my doge as a pup but big doge who knows how to ask to go out and stuff is still awesome, are you kidding?