persnickety poet type

Oct 02

It feels good to admit this.

It feels good to admit this.

(Source: shadesongdrama)

Aug 26

heinoustb:

My brother’s gf asked us to “explain Dune.” He’s going on about the spice and Bene Gesserits and sandworms, and I just

sort of

“It’s like Game of Thrones meets Star Wars on Planet Iraq. Us.

With Special Guests The Graboids from Tremors.”

Valid.

(via heckyeahdune)

Jan 21

shitshilarious:

this show is starting to get scary

but HBB is just stupid [classist slur] deserving of nothing but mockery, amirite? that’s what tumblr tells me often.
I don’t watch her show but I love this little girl 100%.

shitshilarious:

this show is starting to get scary

but HBB is just stupid [classist slur] deserving of nothing but mockery, amirite? that’s what tumblr tells me often.

I don’t watch her show but I love this little girl 100%.

(via seananmcguire)

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

grasstomyknees:

I love this! They’re adorable!

Finally a cute post about both of them. :)

These babies are going to take over the world and I am 100% here for it.

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

grasstomyknees:

I love this! They’re adorable!

Finally a cute post about both of them. :)

These babies are going to take over the world and I am 100% here for it.

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via witchsistah)

[video]

doctor-saywhatnow:

fourthmarshaloftheriddermark:

lyxpletive:

Remus Lupin’s father was named Lyall Lupin.

Lyall means wolf.

Remus Lupin is literally Werewolf McWerewolf II.

he is moon moon.

he is moon moon.

goddammit moon moon

(Source: heartslow, via emmaharrows)

amanda-sharpe:

Here is a lightning bear, because a dear friend of mine was posting about her new D&D character which is a lightning bear! Don’t fuck with lightning bear.
A little over an hour in Photoshop.
amandasharpe.com

THIS IS MY CHARACTER BUILD
AMANDA IS BEST
TEAM LIGHTNING BEAR

amanda-sharpe:

Here is a lightning bear, because a dear friend of mine was posting about her new D&D character which is a lightning bear! Don’t fuck with lightning bear.

A little over an hour in Photoshop.

amandasharpe.com

THIS IS MY CHARACTER BUILD

AMANDA IS BEST

TEAM LIGHTNING BEAR

[video]

idanceitarotiart:

thechandelurequeen:

bingwi:

Then there’s the one NDN wizard who’s been arrested repeatedly by the U.S. Ministry (Department?) of Magic because he keeps selling cursed fake warbonnets to hipster muggles.

This is perfection.

BRILLIANT.

(via angelsscream)

Jan 19

seananmcguire:

notalwaysweak:

secondstringheroine:

The gates of hell burst open and demons run to take refuge on Earth. To combat them, an ancient god recruits countless trans girls from around the world and transforms them into magical avatars. In order to keep them motivated, he decrees that only the heroine who captures the most demons in one year will be allowed to keep the girlhood he has bestowed upon them.

… Wow, that’s fucked up. (It’s also what happens when you give libertarians godhood.)

Countless magical trans girls persuade demons to side with them or die.

Countless magical trans girls + demons > one ancient god ∴ ancient god gets his arse kicked.

Countless magical trans girls keep girlhood AND magical powers AND have demon familiars.

I now wish to see the graphic novel and the action figures, please.

Kickstart this. GoFund it. I will back it so hard the floor shakes.

(Source: )