persnickety poet type

heinoustb:

My brother’s gf asked us to “explain Dune.” He’s going on about the spice and Bene Gesserits and sandworms, and I just

sort of

“It’s like Game of Thrones meets Star Wars on Planet Iraq. Us.

With Special Guests The Graboids from Tremors.”

Valid.
shitshilarious:

this show is starting to get scary

but HBB is just stupid [classist slur] deserving of nothing but mockery, amirite? that’s what tumblr tells me often.
I don’t watch her show but I love this little girl 100%.

shitshilarious:

this show is starting to get scary

but HBB is just stupid [classist slur] deserving of nothing but mockery, amirite? that’s what tumblr tells me often.

I don’t watch her show but I love this little girl 100%.

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

grasstomyknees:

I love this! They’re adorable!

Finally a cute post about both of them. :)

These babies are going to take over the world and I am 100% here for it.

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

grasstomyknees:

I love this! They’re adorable!

Finally a cute post about both of them. :)

These babies are going to take over the world and I am 100% here for it.

indolentjellyfish:

indolentjellyfish:

I make cute slimy animal jewelry out of polymer clay and want to give some away! One winner will receive a sea creature necklace of their choosing, see all the choices in detail HERE

Rules:

  • Reblog to enter, no more than once a day (no giveaway only blogs)
  • Winner will be chosen by random number generator
  • I will ship anywhere in the world
  • Please have your ask box or submit open to be notified
  • You must know the difference between a jellyfish and an octopus
  • Giveaway ends in two weeks (January 21st 11:59 pm PST)

Good luck!

This ends tomorrow! 

doctor-saywhatnow:

fourthmarshaloftheriddermark:

lyxpletive:

Remus Lupin’s father was named Lyall Lupin.

Lyall means wolf.

Remus Lupin is literally Werewolf McWerewolf II.

he is moon moon.

he is moon moon.

goddammit moon moon

amanda-sharpe:

Here is a lightning bear, because a dear friend of mine was posting about her new D&D character which is a lightning bear! Don’t fuck with lightning bear.
A little over an hour in Photoshop.
amandasharpe.com

THIS IS MY CHARACTER BUILD
AMANDA IS BEST
TEAM LIGHTNING BEAR

amanda-sharpe:

Here is a lightning bear, because a dear friend of mine was posting about her new D&D character which is a lightning bear! Don’t fuck with lightning bear.

A little over an hour in Photoshop.

amandasharpe.com

THIS IS MY CHARACTER BUILD

AMANDA IS BEST

TEAM LIGHTNING BEAR

shmemson:

titsmcgrits:

arcanities:

fannybawws:

duranypie:

steveperrybootypop:

i replaced the audio in mick jagger and david bowie’s video for “dancing in the street” with the song “cotton eye joe”

i’ve spent like 3 hours of my saturday evening just laughing at this so it’s only fair to share it

oh my god

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was like “how funny could it be?”

Then I laughed until I cried.

idanceitarotiart:

thechandelurequeen:

bingwi:

Then there’s the one NDN wizard who’s been arrested repeatedly by the U.S. Ministry (Department?) of Magic because he keeps selling cursed fake warbonnets to hipster muggles.

This is perfection.

BRILLIANT.

seananmcguire:

notalwaysweak:

secondstringheroine:

The gates of hell burst open and demons run to take refuge on Earth. To combat them, an ancient god recruits countless trans girls from around the world and transforms them into magical avatars. In order to keep them motivated, he decrees that only the heroine who captures the most demons in one year will be allowed to keep the girlhood he has bestowed upon them.

… Wow, that’s fucked up. (It’s also what happens when you give libertarians godhood.)

Countless magical trans girls persuade demons to side with them or die.

Countless magical trans girls + demons > one ancient god ∴ ancient god gets his arse kicked.

Countless magical trans girls keep girlhood AND magical powers AND have demon familiars.

I now wish to see the graphic novel and the action figures, please.

Kickstart this. GoFund it. I will back it so hard the floor shakes.

bloglikeanegyptian:

i don’t understand people who don’t like when their puppies grow into big dogs

have you seen big dogs

big dogs are literally just giant teddy bears that can also scare people you don’t like and are usually far more potty trained than puppies 

you can cuddle them as much as you like and they won’t pee on you and they rarely start squirming and getting bored or, yknow, gnaw on your clothes while they’re teething

puppies are great but the best part about puppies is that they grow into big dogs 

It would have been awesome cool to know my doge as a pup but big doge who knows how to ask to go out and stuff is still awesome, are you kidding?